tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30448792.post7680278819189805967..comments2024-03-05T07:29:41.742-05:00Comments on Roscoe Writes: Roscoehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03714123906571611331noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30448792.post-79026650754727896242008-03-29T01:50:00.000-04:002008-03-29T01:50:00.000-04:00From am email Roscoe sent me several years ago:A r...From am email Roscoe sent me several years ago:<BR/><BR/><I>A rare display of taste and intelligence from the Academy in not nominating Minghella or his latest pile of steaming celluloid excrement. But Jude Law is up for best actor for the sleepwalkingest performance since Kevin Spacey's 15 minutes FINALLY ran out. How the fuck did that happen? But of course, I'm still wondering how Anthony Minghella got Law and Zellwegger to give the worst performances they could possibly have given. Zellwegger comes off like some macabre lovechild of Granny Clampett and Popeye The Sailor Man. She will, of course, win the Oscar.</I><BR/><BR/>later amended to read:<BR/><BR/><I>Zellwegger comes off like some macabre lovechild of Granny Clampett and Popeye The Sailor Man, but without any of the innate style and dignity and sheer class that the offspring of such people would possess. She will, of course, win the Oscar.</I><BR/><BR/><BR/>I just thought, to celebrate this joyous occasion, it should be archived on the internet for posterity.Poojihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10453352384152640158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30448792.post-30991630895912027622008-03-26T20:48:00.000-04:002008-03-26T20:48:00.000-04:00I can't quite work up the venom you have for him, ...I can't quite work up the venom you have for him, but I didn't enjoy his work. I didn't like English Patient and I didn't like Ripley, but I didn't quite hate them either, and I wouldn't have gone to see Cold Mountain on a bet unless I'd gotten a month's worth of donuts as a prize--and for me, that could be quite a chunk of change. I remember liking Truly Madly Deeply, but the specifics are lost in the mists of time, and I don't think I want to revisit the film any time soon.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05577274295584935366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30448792.post-6246324962610436922008-03-19T07:23:00.000-04:002008-03-19T07:23:00.000-04:00Well, he never did either. He just wasted my time...Well, he never did either. He just wasted my time and made a series of shitty movies which have managed to pull the wool over the eyes of a lot of people. I'd be more forgiving if he had raped my sister and bitten the head off my hamster. COLD MOUNTAIN is unforgiveable.Roscoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03714123906571611331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30448792.post-14471687739693927652008-03-18T23:39:00.000-04:002008-03-18T23:39:00.000-04:00Geez, you missed the part about how he raped your ...Geez, you missed the part about how he raped your sister and bit the head off your hamster.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com